^^SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A COMIC OF THIS!! gdhsjhghsd
kawaii blogging tip: make your blog as unreadable as possible. all font is size 1.5 and only 1 shade darker than the background, which is still the same color anyways. set the blog language to a language like french or japanese, whichever one you don’t know. fetishize japan to the point it makes other people uncomfortable. set an invisible autoplay on your blog of some old anime closing theme and have it reset every time someone clicks “next page”
a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make it go away. person with illness + relationship = ill person in a relationship. please don’t put all of your focus on finding someone to fix you, focus on fixing yourself the right way.
I don’t know if you know this but here’s a live feed of porn searches being made right now.
ARE THESE EVEN FUCKIGN REA L
ARE YOU SURE
ARE YOU A HUNDRED PERCENT SURE
Since I’m an XXL eruri fan I’ve decided to share some of the most well-written, sexy fics that I’ve happened across.
Warning that pretty much all of these fics are rated Explicit or Mature.
Audacity by Shoi
Words: 124918 (Chapter 32/?)
You’ve probably heard of this one. Beautifully in-character origin fic with dom/sub dynamics, currently a wip with 30+ chapters. Canon universe.
Gilded by Night by rivai-lution
Words: 66797 (Chapter 18/18)Slooooow burn with trans!Levi, which is very very very important (not to mention my new favourite headcanon). Takes place in the canon universe with some changes. Completed.
Ailes de Liberté by mayalinified
Words: 18068 (Chapter 4/?)
French Revolution AU. Some French in it (translation is always smoothly incorporated into the writing, but as a French speaker myself it just made me love the fic even more). Crossdressing Levi and some mild internalized homophobia. Sexual tension like never before. Perfect. Wip.
Small Gods by Aisca
Words: 8106 (Chapter 3/?)
Kinda steampunk, kinda futuristic dystopia AU with zombies. Very fascinating storyline, currently a wip with only a couple chapters out. Some Jeanmarco too. Wip.
Unnamed by 13th
Words: 44161 (Chapter 9/?)
Modern AU, slow burn, lots of great character development. Isabel and Farlan are gorgeously written in this one. Wip.
Daddy Dearest by gonnaflynow
Words: 17135 (Chapter 4/?)
Another modern AU. Established relationship. Domestic stupid boyfriends with epic sex and a daddy kink (interestingly woven in with tons of humour. This fic is actually fucking hilarious). Wip.
Home is Wherever I’m With You by stereobone
Words: 8510 (Chapter 1/1)
Canon universe, one-shot, smutty and fluffy. Sososososoososo good and it’s gonna inspire some seriously awesome headcanons.
Lessons in Waiting by tennou
Words: 29914 (Chapter 15/?)
AU where Levi is a shit disturbing high schooler who starts hooking up with a certain blond teacher. Surprisingly angsty (especially the latest chapter - wip).
Road Rage by longlostwriter
Words: 27526 (Chapter 8/?)
Driving school AU. Very sexy. Wip. Car sex.
Take as Needed for the Pain by wizardinblack
Words: 18324 (Chapter 3/?)
Modern AU with Doctor!Erwin and Addict!Levi. Also uses gender-neutral pronouns for Hanji, which I always like to see. Kinda angsty, wip.
Frisked by rivai-lution
Words: 9404 (Chapter 1/1)
One shot, mob AU, same author as Gilded by Night and so more wonderful trans!Levi. Smutty and angsty and awesome. There’s an intense transphobia scene which could be triggering but the author gives you a warning about it (where it starts and ends) if you want to skip it.
Being caught masturbating will always be horrific
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people
Read it so you can black mail people by threatening to out how nasty they realky are
Hi! I just hit 2k followers a few days ago! Thank you all so so so much for just tolerating my presence on your dash, haha. You’re all incredible and I’m very grateful to have you all as followers. :’)
So I decided to put together an Eruri blog master post for you guys. I’m sorry if I missed anyone, mixed up URLs (especially for the artists), or put you on here if you didn’t want to be on here (my fellow RPers…? ahh), but I sincerely hope I got all the Eruri blogs that I frequently see on my dash. Hopefully it’ll be useful for all of you Eruri shippers out there. Without further ado, and in no particular order:
- ekaitz // origamically
- buttsketch // februeruri
- commanders-pants [also check out their writing!]
- memos-from-heichou ~//~ memos-from-danchou
- mademoisellelevi ~//~ monsieurerwin
- heichou-bitches ~//~ askboloboy
- mommylevi ~//~ papa-erwin
- rivaille-heichou ~//~ orderandsophism
- shinymetalwings ~//~ charismatic-commander
- memosfromlevi ~//~ the13thcommander
- actualheichou ~//~ commandereyebrows
[OKAY SORRY BUT I HAD TO PUT US HERE BUT SHE’S MY GF AND WE’RE ERURI FANS EVEN THOUGH WE DON’T RP THAT MUCH ANYMORE OTL]
Thank you very much, dear, I’m very flattered ♥
An interview with Tom Hiddleston
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
It’s like a superhero origin story
IRL BRITISH STEVE ROGERS
"And that day I decided to be made of sunshine and flowers for now and forever"
HE IS AMAZING.
MY HERO RIGHT HERE
when ur with ur honey and u wake him up and he wants to kiss u and….
After all having a injured soldier in the Military Police may scare the townspeople.